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It's Easy Being Green
Balderdash! recently caught up with Yoda backstage
during rehearsal for his new Broadway play, Sages in
Tight Pants, and had a chance to sit down with him.
RP! - Would you say you're a lizard man or a man lizard
or what? What the hell species are you anyway?
Yoda - I'm a Yopy you crack. We evolved large ears to
hear food creeping up on us and short stature to evade
the salesmen that roam our planet.
RP! - How many pints are there in a liter?
Yoda - Is that a joke about my short stature?
RP! - Wait, why are you talking normally? Thought you
always talk like this, we did.
Yoda - That's just something I do sometimes during
performances to attract chicks.
RP! - Does it work?
Yoda - Hell no!
RP! - I'm confused.
Yoda - No you aren't. You've got grease. How can you be?
[laughs]
RP! - What does that mean?
Yoda - I'm not sure, but I hear curtain call, so I'm out
of here butter nuts.
RP! - So long, dead cream. |
This Issue’s Dagobahn Band Names:
Truck Bog Orchestra
Old Crochety Genius
Swamp Nap
Murky Clump
Use the Farce
Luke Warm Water
Mud Fuk
Sages in Tight Pants
Gnomenclature
Old Man Stench
Jedi Suds
That Snake Look
Tree Home Liquor
Obviously a Fog Nut |
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